Sunday, May 11, 2008

How Much for that Dream Ticket?

A. A group springs up to promote Obama-Clinton '08; it's quickly exposed for its ties to the Clinton campaign. A protest blog is established, and quickly out-paces its subject in the ever-important Google war.

B. The prince of darkness floats a rumor that Michelle put the kibosh on der Anschluss. A nonplussed Barack brushes that dirt off his shoulder.

C. Teddy Kennedy pronounces Hillary out of tune with the nobler aspirations of the populace. Rahm, quite unexpectedly, takes Teddy to task for gratuitousness.

All in all, the ill-starred unity ticket is off to a fitting start.