Chuck Todd Rules

Laura McGann, editor extraordinaire over at the Washington Independent, passes along this fantastic Chuck Norris-esque site full off great Chuck Todd one liners. MSNBC's "Goateed Guru," as Howie Kurtz called him, deserves all the praise he receives for reining in Matthews and Olbermann on primary nights.

Here are some of my favorites:

• Chuck Todd once played guitar for Led Zeppelin - Tim Russert was on bass.
• Give Chuck Todd a slide rule and enough black coffee and he'll be able to accurately predict presidential elections (district by district) through 2052.
• Chuck Todd doesn't wear a watch, he just knows what time it is.

And, my favorite:

• If you replace "Jesus" with "Chuck Todd" the Bible makes more sense.